✧ MISFIT MAGIC COACHING
Have you ever felt like you're carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders?
Like everyone else's experiences, opinions, and needs matter -
but yours somehow ended up at the bottom of the list?
What is healing wasn't about fixing yourself... but finally making room for yourself?
You don't have to figure it out alone!
Coaching with me isn’t about being polished, positive, or productive.
It’s about being freaking human.
Messy. honest. exhausted. hopeful. All of you is welcome here.
✧ HOW IT WORKS (The Misfit Magic Method)
This isn’t surface-level “mindset work. ”
We move at the pace of your nervous system,
not your fears.
Here’s our flow:
Check-in — What’s heavy? What hurts? What’s actually working? What's not working?
Make room for yourself — We explore the stories you've been carrying and
discover which ones still fit, and which no longer do.
Unpack the why — We explore the pattern together. Sometimes it points to something that needs healing,
Sometimes it simply invites us to get curious.
We make space for new perspectives that feel more true to who you are.
Integrate — Nervous system + inner child + aligned action (no forcing).
Shift forward — You leave with one doable next step, not a 27-point to-do list.
Deep work. Gentle pace. Real conversations.
✧ WHAT CHANGES WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER
You stop abandoning yourself to keep the peace.
You stop shrinking to make others comfortable.
You learn how to feel your emotions
without drowning in them.
You walk away with:
What you gain
emotional regulation
(instead of emotional spiraling)
clarity where there used to be chaos
boundaries that actually stick
self-trust — not self-doubt
What you leave behind
overthinking & decision paralysis
people-pleasing and self-abandonment
emotional labor you never agreed to carry
“high vibes only” bypassing
No forced positivity. No spiritual gaslighting.
Just coming home to yourself.
✧ COACHING OFFERS
🌿 Option 1: GROUNDED SESSION
$55 • 60 minutes • One-time session
A single session for when life feels like too much and you need someone who actually speaks human.
You’ll leave with:
one grounded, clear next step — not 1,000 thoughts.
Includes:
60-minute video or phone call
no judgment. no pressure.
intuitive + practical guidance
Just show up. I’ll meet you there.
🌱 Option 2: 6-WEEK GROWTH JOURNEY
$444 • 6 Weekly sessions
For when you need a little more support or accountability.
Together we:
understand emotional patterns stop you can respond accordingly
stop self-abandoning
build habits that fit your actual capacity
Outcome:
clarity, momentum, and grounded confidence — so that we can build real change
and reduce the chance for burnout later.
🌙 Option 3: 12-WEEK INTUITIVE REALIGNMENT
$1,111 • 12 Weekly sessions
For when you are ready to stop surviving and start building a life that feels like your own.
Not mindset hacks — embodiment.
Includes:
weekly sessions
weekly check-in support between calls
intuitive + nervous system work
Outcome:
live from self-trust and alignment without disappearing to be loved.
You’re not becoming someone new. You’re remembering who you were before the world taught you to shrink.
✧ WHO THIS IS FOR
✔ You’re self-aware and still stuck
✔ You’re done with surface-level healing
✔ You want depth, not fluff
✔ You’re ready to show up honestly, even messy
✧ WHO THIS IS NOT FOR
This may not be the right fit if you're looking for quick fixes, someone to tell you what to do,
or coaching instead of therapy. That's okay—finding the right kind of support matters.
✧ READY?
You don’t have to show up healed —you just have to show up.
This space is for people who want to become more themselves,
because freedom is what happens when we stop abandoning ourselves.
Apply here:
✧ KIND NOTE
I’m a coach, not a therapist or medical provider. Coaching is supportive and educational, but not a substitute for therapy, diagnosis, or medical care.
If you’re in crisis or need immediate support, please call or text 988 (US) to reach the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
We understand that life can be hard sometimes,
and truly believe that we are Better Together!